They also have another game (made by the same company) called Trailer Park Wars. I highly recommend this game, as it is a hoot. I ended up with 13 teeth, and Jeremiah ended up toothless and still in debt to Clem for $200. When you’ve paid off all you can, Clem comes “collectin’,” and knocks out one tooth for every $100 you owe him. Jeremiah, since he had no house (burned down), only one car, and no children, couldn’t pay off much of his debt. After selling the house and cars, then getting $25/kid to help with expenses, I managed to pay off a large portion of my debt to Clem. (7) Jeremiah lost all of his other 6 children because he left them in the car while he went into a casino.Įnd Results: We were both massively in debt. He and I raced for pink slips, and he won. (6) Early in the game, I owned his muscle car. (5) I bought all of the kids NRA memberships for Christmas one year. (4) Jeremiah landed on a tobacco space, and as a result coughed up a lung and two teeth. (3) Jeremiah got abducted by aliens, sold the story to the Enquirer for $400, and got a kid named “ET” out of it. That brought my payday down to a measly $200, and there are only EIGHT of them on the damn board! Child Services deemed him unfit to be a stepparent, and they got lumped on me. Denise and DeNephew were my sister’s kids that I took in when she went to jail. Brutal, huh? Then Darryls #1-6 were acquired in my second marriage as stepchildren. Her name was Kindra (get it?), but I “accidentally” left her at the Grand Canyon (a la Joe Dirt), so Child Services took her, and thus, I got to cross her off my list. I started out with one that was mine by a cousin. It should be noted that NONE of them were mine. (1) Jeremiah slept with his divorce lawyer to get a break on the fee, and came very close to landing on the space where she would have sued him for giving her a “social disease.”
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